[{(|)}] Kwing here! [{(|)}]
I thought I might try to fill you in on everything that's been happening since Twins V2, even though you could guess by looking at my latest Flashes.

|=> Reunited in Hell, a loading game that positively pissed off just about everyone who watched it. Once it loads, you're reunited in Hell xD!!
|=> 30 Submissions, my 30th submission and a reflection of all of my past projects, although I resubmitted Mad Pink Sunglasses.
|=> Smidge in Toaster Land 0.5, FazzleMan's project that evolved into a score homing in at over 4!! The first game to get sponsors. I helped a bit and made it better, but FazzleMan decided to upload the UNFIXED one instead and apply the sponsor to THAT ONE... Jackass...
|=> Mad Pink Sunglasses is nothing special... Just blast away at the pink-glasses-wearing 1337 Agents.
|=> Literally Everything is a navigation bar! Everyone hates it...
|=> Madness Battle RPG has a strange battle system considering the fact that you can't heal. Instead, you have to choose between stable and more wild attacks that have a greater or smaller damage range.
|=> Brackenwood: The Game is my 34th submission and possibly the hardest ever. I've gotten tons of complaints about it, but I like how the graphics turned out!
|=> 3D Interactive Preloader is a simple preloader up for downloads, and, although simple, is quite interesting and does the job!
|=> Smidge in Toaster Land: This was the first game FazzleMan had sponsored by MochiAds, and I get 10% profits!! That means when we earn $100, I get $10!! Yay 10 bucks!
|=> Unconventionality: Maze: Tons of people got pissed at me because they said they couldn't finish the first level; I laugh at those people. It's not called Unconventionality without a reason!
|=> Kwing's Cursor Tutorial: This is a short cursor tutorial that covers a bit more than most of them out there. Music is Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit.
|=> Kwing's Game: This is a generic game... Or should I say 3 games! Each time you open it you get a random game. Only one person figured this out on their own as of now.
|=> Witchcraft: This is a cross between Agent Platformer, Smidge, and Squatty. In the game, you run around to the exit much like Squatty does. Some of the graphics are better, like Smidge, and the boss is somewhat like Smidge's. In the gameplay, you can fly around on a broomstick, much like Agent Platformer.
|=> Lab Rat Maze was a game intended to bewilder players with its insane tricks similar to Jiggmin's Game of Disorientation. No full version will be made; I was just being an asshole.
|=> Happy Birthday FazzleMan is a birthday present to FazzleMan, containing some of my own graphics, some by Rivz, and one super secret suprise!
|=> Kwing's Board Games is a Flash containing 6 very enjoyable games; Chess, Checkers, Mancala, Go, Roundabouts, and Nine Men's Morris. It has instructions fully included, and is a must-have for those people who fight over PSP's, as it is built for 2 players.
|=> S-RPG PSP Adaption 9.0 is basically the latest PSP RPG. It's about the exact same thing as the last one, except it includes the board games, too, and if your name is K-Dro, you get 5,000 in all of your stats. It'll save you a piece of memory on your card, at the least.
|=> Have Fun and Be Stupid is FazzleMan's game, with some scripting assistance from me.
|=> Dusk is the third and final installment of the Squatty series, from Dusk's point of view.
|=> The Ornament was basically a tile-based test. It ended up in the Christmas collection, to be forever easily accessible. Yay!

In Progress:
|=> Near-3000-frame surprise project! This will be the longest animation I've ever done, but may take up to a year (OM*G)!
|=> Smidge vs. Squatty will be a fighting game with revolutionary enemy AI (at least for me). I will be doing tons of new script for it and hope it will be a fun project!
|=> Hoverman Racing is a racing game in which hoverman (as seen in my first submission) will be racing against his robotic enemy (also seen in my first submission). The graphics, by FazzleMan, have been tweaked a bit, and it features some friction-based platform script that I made entirely from Flash.

Look what just went through the portal!! This is the highest score any of my submissions have passed with! (Okay, that's excluding my Clock Day submissions.) It could easily get up to a score of 4 by daily 5 voting! So anyway, I have a few projects left. I may just botch the maze cursor game, because it's been postponed so long and I really don't know what the levels would look like, AND I've already filled out my quota of puzzle material through Twins. However, I'll still be working on Run Over Old People once I get good script, and Uber Fight (when I stop sucking at animation), Piece of S*** Car (when I stop being lazy, or get too bored), and B Reloaded (which will be kept hidden until next August). Leave a comment whether you think Twins was the best game ever or never should have passed judgment.

LOL, my picture is 39.9K, and the maximum is 40K!

Oh yeah, I made this with my sister about 4-5 years ago. It was pretty much my first introduction to computers.

I just pumped out six submissions quickly, starting with Dead Rising, a zombie survival game. Since, the projects have tended to be small or short, but I DID get FazzleMan off of his lazy arse and finished Smidge. Extras button now works, and I'm currently waiting on an audio submission and working on Twins V2, which will feature:
New kinds of walls, more enemies, no lag, a timer, more levels, better music, anti-cheat, better graphics, and more requirements of thinking and speed! Oh yeah, and did I mention I fixed the lag? 8D

I just submitted a crappy entry that looks awesome if you replay it (only because I've lowered your expectations). It got blammed, and you can read the VERY VERY mixed reviews here.
To view the original submission, click here.

Lastly, I'm making a game where you hit as many old people as you can in a car in a minute. I couldn't find the right script for it, so it's now on hold, but I hope to release it soon!

Squatty 2 Done:

It's finally finished! After 3 months of procrastination and roughly 2 weeks of production (LOL), it's finally here!!! Play it at my site, at Deviant Art, or at Newgrounds.

Yearbooks Signed:

Our school yearbooks just came out, and I signed everyone's with my profile URL. This should result in tons more views for me and a bit more publicity and traffic. If you're here because of my signature, hey guys! Feel free to leave a comment, and to all of you who live under a rock, you must sign up for an account before posting a comment. I won't mention any names. Lastly, visit my site on the far left.

Two Things Left:

With Adrenaline out, all I have to do is wait for FazzleMan to finish his Toxicity section, and I also will be starting on the invisible maze game. After that, it's back to asking for ideas. I feel a real sense of accomplishment.

Also: If anybody wants to do a collaboration, please tell me. I'll be there.

EDIT: I just finished putting the Taming of the Shrew on Flash so you can read it on your PSP. I've also had chess as well. Leave a comment if you want me to upload them.

Good News and Bad News...

THE GOOD NEWS:
I've decided to swap out Ya Mama with Dicks are for my Friends for Adrenaline, so it'll be here soon. Yeah, I know, I'm a lazy ass.

EDIT: The above link for Adrenaline works, and it doesn't. Right-click it and select Copy Link Location, and paste it into your URL. Thanks.

Also, I haven't forgotten about the invisible maze game. I'll make it when I have time (LOL).

THE BAD NEWS:
Fazzleman has been a lazy ass as well, meaning I haven't gotten a chance to start on the music video (because he's starting and I come in at frame 230 something)

PS: I seem to have an obsession with hyperlinks today!

Random Diversions:

Check it out... I'm working on two completely random things aside from those shown in my previous post.

Adrenaline I'm going to try to make the length of the song (5 minutes)... Could take a while.

A music video to the song Toxicity by System of a Down... I'll be working with FazzleMan.

Also, I thought I might make a maze game tutorial with anti-cheats.

More Progress:
Coming Soon:

Impossible Room-Escape Game (Procrastination)

Invisible Button Maze (If the button your mouse is on is big, you have a general idea of the mouse location, and vice versa)

FBF Animation (Styled like Black Vs. White)

Squatty 2 (Aw, what the heck...)

Estimated order:
Squatty 2
FBF Animation
Invisible Button Maze
Impossible Room Escape Game

Progress
Well, I've gotten some ideas from people.

Finished:

Blaster

Madness Collaboration

Coming Soon

Impossible Room-Escape Game (Procrastination)

Double Pong CANCELED: I'm not good enough with scripting

Invisible Button Maze (If the button your mouse is on is big, you have a general idea of the mouse location, and vice versa)

FBF Animation (Styled like Black Vs. White)

Squatty 2 (Nowhere near soon)

Need Inspiration
Well, I've done a platform, an overhead, a tutorial for both, and a cursor maze. I don't know what to do now... Maybe I'll make a tutorial for maze games... But there's already a million of those that nobody needs. Maybe I'll do a game that's not speed-based, like my previously seen RPG. I don't know. Quite possibly something like a card game, jigsaw puzzle, or Defend Your Castle. If you have any ideas, please PM me.

Alright, I got some stuff coming now, and in this order.

Madness Collab: Kicked, but I redeemed myself because I'll be helping with the Actionscript (my base grounds)

First-Person Shooter (Like Xiao Xiao 4) - Status: Just beginning. It's looking good.
EDIT: It's coming along quite nicely now.

An Impossible Room Escape Game (Please don't tell anybody it's impossible)

More to come...

Squatty Almost Done!
I'm making a new game called Squatty. In my last post, I was talking about the shooter. Turns out I have no idea what to do with that, but it probably won't be the last you see of it. Anyway, on to Squatty.

Squatty is going to be a platform game. You have to run around and collect coins, avoid sharp pointy things, destroy walls, crouch under stuff, etc. Here's a preview of it:
Squatty Preview

It should be done really soon, as in within this week, probably tomorrow or the day after. However, I make no promises.

EDIT: It's finished. Check it out!

Working on that Shooter!
Hey guys! Sorry I might not update often, but I have a ****load of homework all the time. Please go easy on me if I don't reach my goals all the time. Anyway, I'm going to try and add those suggestions you had for my last submission, that shooter. I'll DEFINITELY be adding to it gradually, as I'm quite new with Flash.