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Kwing
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    Once upon a time, water taught itself how to feel pain.

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    Joined on 7/24/07

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    JazLyte

    God I'm glad you decided to tell us all this, I don't think I'd've been able to go on.

    Kwing

    You do realize this is a BLOG POST, right? If you didn't want to read all this, you could have just gone to the mature section and played a Meet n Fuck instead.

    lawlmaster

    I came here to read about massages, not your damn inactivity! Give me massages now!

    Kwing

    I can't get licensed until next May.

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