Kwing's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Castlevania Whip Crack]

Severely Fucked Up

Animation was decent, art was amazing and the style had a roughness to it that made the odd humor stand out very well. The audio could have used some work, though, and the voice acting/music seemed minimalistic. Maybe it was just that my volume was on low though. Funny, lewd, fucked up, but funny as hell. One of the better parodies. The humor had a style like EgoRaptor but not as obnoxious.

kalabor106 responds:

Turned out I had the microphone on the lowest setting. My bad. Glad you found it funny. Thanks

[Chuck vs Alfa]

Incredible!

I had to watch this on YouTube because it lags on my computer, but I must say I loved it! Animation is extremely smooth, the effects are incredible (but do a number on my computer!) and the sound effects and syncing where very stylish. The faces, as always, were incredibly overdone and funny, as was the ending. My only real complaint is that a lot of time was spent on different shots, slow motion, etc. and there wasn't a whole lot of raw combat between Chuck and FLLFFL. Still, a very entertaining Flash!

[Ness VS. Sonic]

Hmm

The animation tends to be nonsensical. Graphic style is bland but fits for what the animation is. Couldn't stand the sound effects or voice acting, which were unduly terrible. This reminded me of Loony Toons, only on speed or something. It went by rather fast for it to make sense AT ALL. You need a better sense of shots and delays to portray a scene.

[Wilhelm Park]

Very Nice

Great graphics, animation is somewhat lacking but it doesn't look like this was entirely done in Flash, and FBF for this kind of animation looks out of the question. Voice acting is simply superb, as is the choice of track listing. The atmosphere is great, but the characters are the cutouts you see in a horror movie. The end... o_o No comment, heh. It was well done but I didn't feel satisfied after watching. I feel like it needed more. For all that happens, too much time is spent on cranking up the atmosphere and it somewhat distracts from the content.

redminus responds:

It was totally done in flash... most of the backgrounds were drawn in Corel Painter and then imported, but nothing else beyond that.
The flatness of the characters was intentional, but totally I get what you mean about the stiffness of the animation in parts. I'm kind of annoyed at myself for the amount of tweening I did, but then again yeah, I'm not about to go and make an FBF masterpiece starring two horror movie retards and featuring sex jokes, heh.
Thanks though! The audio was a bit of a pain in the ass, it's nice when people notice :D

[The Little Theif]

Funny as Hell

The animation style was extremely smooth and the timing, syncing, and all of that was done in a way that it really amplified the humor. The goofy movements really brought out the uncanny nature of the skit, although perhaps you could have made it a bit longer and added in some nicer backgrounds. I can see this being a lot better if you had this intricate and luscious green park and a bright happy sun with one of those goofy faces you draw on it, etc. etc. Great job though!

[asdfmovie3]

Humorous

Interesting to say the least, but the whole Flash was rather ADD and the humor style is a little stale. I can only see myself laughing to this with a friend. Not that it isn't funny, but you can't base an entire skit off of these kinds of things. Robot Chicken, for example, uses lots of the same kind of humor, but also integrates longer, drawn out skits that can last a few minutes.

[Nerds can never love]

Enjoyable

Kind of short and not a lot of substance, but the graphic style was great, the voice acting was superb, and the music quality was high. Sadly, though, the humor was greatly lacking. I mean, I kind of want to challenge everyone watching this to articulate what was so funny. It's the same bland kind of humor that was used in Waiting for the Bus 2. Hell, for all intents and purposes it's the same thing.

[Teleport/Kick test]

Whoa, What?

First off, I really like the background. The whole radial green gradient thing was simple but effective, and the rocks and stars and color scheme were pretty darn cool...

But the animation?! Definitely not! I don't see how people are saying it's smooth at all! The movements are extremely wobbly, and if you pause it and look at it frame by frame, it's because the body positioning is totally off! The limbs are not the right length and maintain no continuity between frames! The kick should have a lot more buildup, and then the kick should be sustained longer as your stick figure floats through the air a little bit, carried by his momentum, until he touches down.

As for the teleportation, the particle effects could use some work. They should be getting smaller and smaller with each frame, which you did, but you just made them vanish after a certain point. They should get smaller and smaller until you can barely see them, and then remove them entirely. On top of that, you need particles to expand outward from any type of explosion, to show the viewer that the teleportation cloud is smoke-like.

[Ultimate Parkour - Ep.1]

Poor

I don't see what the big deal is about this animation. It's animated so quickly you can barely even see the movements, and what you can see is jerky and has physics that are totally off! Needs a LOT of work. I guess most people just see fast movement and automatically rate it up... I don't. >_>