Kwing's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Xether Intro]

You Submitted This?!

Neat, but the tweening could use some easing, the lighting could be a bit more subtle, and the stars could have been blurred. On top of that, it was obviously way too short, even as intros go. Plus the character you tweened in at the end lasted so short I couldn't admire (or dis-admire) whatever work had been put into it. Intros that short need clever typography, too.

[The Best Flash Ever]

Great

Funny, stupid, simple, but the audio quality is AWFUL! However, your very subtle Australian accent can be heard, so that makes up for it.

EggysGames responds:

Haha thanks

[Scrotum 5]

Interesting

The graphics are simple at times and great at others. The landscapes and silhouettes were great, and some graphics and certain animations were neat (such as the recoil guns made), but some were awful, like the particular animations, which were largely tweened, or the cigars, which glowed a little too much. The thinness of the donut the cop was eating also pissed the hell out of me, and the voice acting was very projected and low quality.

[The Many Kirbys Collab]

Great

The graphics were simple, but the animation was extremely smooth and well-done, and the humor was much better than a lot of other collabs I've seen. Pretty much perfect, except the voice quality was low at some parts, and the graphics were a little -too- simple sometimes. But for the most part I loved it!

FlashfireEX responds:

Thanks. :)

[Carrot Juice!]

Some of the Better Spam

Very impressive... In fact, it's fucking mind-boggling. I've seen 3D in Flash, but it's always been imported from Swift 3D, Maya, Messiah Studio, etc. It's a pretty amazing feat if Mike managed to make a 3D model in ActionScript. Also nice song, Stamper! Motion was smooth, if pixelly, but beggars can't be choosers.

[Bob Needs Human Hearts]

Decent

The animation was alright, the graphics were alright. I didn't see anything too special about this though. I love the song, but the expressions made during the animation weren't fitting at all, and it really showed on the overall product.

[animorphs parody]

I... Don't Know What to Say

Well, this is pretty much awful in every way. The text often goes by too fast to read, the animation is poor, has no smoothing, and is so crudely done the methods used to animate it are shown very obviously. There's no sound at all, plus the graphics are stick figures drawn with the line tool that barely move at all and have no real dynamics. The humor style all in all is poor and empty of any real substance.

Animorphs was my favorite series as a kid, and it's still pretty damned good, and while I'm up for a parody any day, this was just awful, and seemed to have no real resemblance to the original.

[Dubstep]

What?

The animation is smooth and the voice acting is great, but seeing as they're outside, it's rather quiet. No ambiance or background noise. As for the humor, I didn't really find anything to laugh at. At all. The faces were good, but it seemed like a cheap imitation of Endo-K's timeless facial expressions, and it fell short by several steps. On top of that, it's just too darn short. Sorry.

[Dot Dot Dot - Animated]

Funny

The graphics were just text... So blah. The music was extreeeemely overused (everyone's sick of hearing it!), but despite that, the animation was nice, the voice was perfect, and I got a chuckle out of it. Still, reading someone else's review and animating it in typography only gets you so far.

[Castlevania SoTN Alt End]

Some of the Best Crude Humor

The graphics, sprites, and slightly altered images and voices were very authentic and yet obviously tampered with, which was part of the humor right there. The fart jokes made me roll my eyes but honestly it fit in with Alucard's poison cloud ability, and in its context, contrasted with the real ending, it was pretty damned funny. I really wish you'd had some joke involving the librarian. Alucard's voice for "I'm interested in this" could be interpreted so many ways... Such a waste.