Kwing's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fallen Angel Ep. 1 (Pt2)]

Cheap!

While the graphics were just as good, and the animation was just as smooth (as the first one), there was basically no storyline. Also, it was way too short. Still, amazing effort, though I wonder how it could have taken up 8MB for such short of an animation.

[Fallen Angel Ep. 1 (Pt1)]

Worth the Wait

The first time I viewed this, it jammed up and all I could see was the first frame of each scene when I used the scene selection! Not even the audio worked! I restarted Firefox and watched this, and this has to be the most incredible thing I've ever seen! As much as I hate to say, it even has better graphics than Waterlollies! And the storyline, though unoriginal, is still portrayed in a way that everyone has thought of but nobody has done. The graphics of Adam Phillips and the storyline of Oscar Johnson, this movie is extremely laggy, but oh, so worth it. (I suggest that for optimal viewing experience, download the SWF so you can view it fullscreen, with no lag.) By the way, which 3D program do you use? (And wow, not many reviews considering it's the #1 submission.)

[Nocturnus]

Weird

I didn't quite understand it, but the film grain was pretty good, as were the rest of the graphics, and the animation has also gotten really good. I must say it's very well done, but pretty short. Good job!

[Jerry and The Closet]

Haha!

His dad is much worse than that closet... Speaking of the closet, why is Bill Cosby in there? And why does that kid enjoy it? Anyway, the animation is EXTREMELY smooth. The graphics are simple in a good kind of way (very, very good), and the overall layout is funny. The father is a little bit more annoying than funny, though, so that might be the only flaw.

[Awesome Grounds]

Horrible

It is in the rules that you shouldn't make Flashes attacking another user. Now, on to the actual review: The graphics were surprisingly better than the comments hinted, but the animation was just several 2-frame-loops. The voice-acting was pretty bad, and way to quiet. It's not funny at all. Although I agree that not all of his stuff is good (I didn't like PSP Squirrels), you still shouldn't do this. All in all, it's pretty bad. Come up with something people will like. Even if something obeys the Newgrounds rules (which this didn't), try to put up something people will like or get out of (although I must say I did get lots of Whistle Points, thanks).

[super shitty mario]

Retarded

That's so bad it's funny! 3 points for making me laugh. As with most spam submissions, it's hard to write a good review because there isn't much to review! I will say that it's funny, but stupid. The graphics are okay, but they're sprites, though they're used in the right context. The animation is just a tween on a motion path (or multiple tweens,) but is smooth nonetheless. Like I said, it's stupid, but it made me laugh.

[Requiem for the Damned]

Can't Understand It...

This is awful... Almost worse than the joke Flash I made, and that was pukingly atrocious. It's just a slideshow of a bunch of pictures that are incomprehensible, with no (clear) storyline or anything else. The drawings are awful, there's no actual animations, and I can't see why this has gotten any good reviews. I hate the kind of crap spam you find on Newgrounds. B was funny, but a load of crap copycats that follow just AREN'T. I have no idea why this got a score of over 3, even a voting power of roughly 8 (the sum of both of yours). Completely awful and unfunny.

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[PSP Squirrels]

Not that Funny...

The animation is smooth, and the voice quality is good, but the material itself is just not funny. I don't know what everyone is talking about! There's excessive swearing for no good reason, and the material just isn't funny! I can't really describe humor, but this literally has no reason to be funny. The only reason someone would laugh at this would be if they were so immature the thought alone of explicit material would amuse them. The only reason I didn't give you a 2 is because otherwise, people, being the Newgrounders they were, wouldn't even read this and blatantly vote Useless or Abusive. This is the kind of stuff that makes me disappointed in Newgrounds and the bad taste of people these days. I'm sorry, but this simply has no reason to be funny. Just because you've submitted lots of other great work doesn't automatically put you in the clear for future submissions. Sheesh.

[Welcome to Newgrounds!]

Great Stuff!

It's pity and rough around the edges, and the animation, quality, and graphics aren't the best, but it's the content that matters, and that content was what made my day!