Kwing's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ode to ye B]

Nostalgia

This came to Newgrounds before I joined. However, looking at the submissions from then and now, I'd have to say this is probably one of the better pieces of spam I've seen. It's funny and random, and although there's a comment pertaining to homosexuality, it's not overly offensive to anybody. I really wish more spam could be like this.

[Noob!]

Very Fun!

Cute little animation, smooth but short, not exactly something people would want to look up, but it was worth a viewing.

[System of a Down - Coffee]

xD Niiiice

Nice art style, somewhat crude but nonetheless fine animation. Awesome sound, good quality and added awesome humor. All in all, great job!

[Charlie the Unicorn 3]

Dude, Best One Yet!!

The background graphics and animation are even better this time, save the old graphics of the unicorns. The sound quality is unmatched, the song is original and catchy, the style is both eerie and humorous, the layout and presentation is great. I really enjoyed this one, especially because it tied back to the first one.

[Madness Aggregation]

Grudgingly, Another 10

I was hoping this would be a bit more like 6, as your trailer suggested some melee action. Unfortunately, there weren't any pertinent combos or anything. The demented zombies were a bit of a welcome change, but all in all this was nothing new or redeeming. Still, because of your effort I will give it a 9. And the crab was somewhat... Interesting.

[Climber (Escalador)]

Nice!

It was a cute little animation, if a little short. The quiet music wasn't obnoxious, the surprise ending was funny, and the layout was pretty nicely done. The art style and color scheme were nice and all. The only thing I must say you could have done better was making the animation completely fluid. In a couple parts the stick figure moved at the wrong speeds in the wrong contexts of movement. At other times, the frame-by-frame squiggly-ness of it all made the stick figure's movements a little spastic. Still, great one! I can see why this was frontpaged.

[To Draw An Emo.]

Can't Give it a Higher Score

Makes me a little less wondering about why you take work that isn't yours. Let me see. Combine terrible, bumpy, un-smooth paintbrush FBF with sucky graphics and retarded-looking flashing text, with a stolen button graphic, a stolen GIF image, and a soundboard of sucky sounds. That's enough for a 0. Tips? Use colors. Use gradients (Google how to use them). Check out tutorials on Newgrounds. Use filters. Learn to script. Can I really say sorry? No, no I can't.

[Evil Dead Ejaculation]

Nice!

Great professionalism in it! The intro was kind of cool, and the buttons worked very nicely. The artwork was incredible, though you could have used a few gradients to make a lighting effect. The style was... Interesting to say the least. I did get a chuckle out of it, though, make no mistake. Very strange animation altogether. Didn't bother with the Easter Eggs (sorry). All in all it was a modest little film. Just add some gradients and maybe some more graphic-intensive animation (smoother movement, well-lit scenes of excessive motion, etc.) and you'll have a great film. Maybe some blurring for fast movement, and some of those squiggly dot styles for pupils. All in all, great effort! (Also, I don't review hentai, so I don't care how much you beg, I'm not reviewing your first submission).

Psychopath responds:

lol thanks! I couldn't care if you reviewed my hentai anyway, it get's too much attention anyway's lol.