Kwing's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[CLAB - Luke James vs Sonic]

Sonic is decent but a few of the rhymes are forced or too slanted. What I really didn't like was that he doubled his voice during his doubletime. He sounded on beat which is a plus, but I can't understand it if half of what I'm listening to is his echo. He really punched himself in the face while mixing.

Luke James goes hard as fuck. Gets really personal in the first verse despite his lack of flips, but "you suck the dick of anybody that can take you places" is an awesome flip that, as he said in his second verse, hits harder while rapping half the speed. The one thing I'll take off is that his finisher is a little awkward. I typically don't care about outros but he could have made it sound better by adding one in this particular instance.

[Tight]

I like how comfortable you are with your own lyrics. It really augments your flow and overall it gives you great stage presence. Not sure where you got the beat (or if you made it) but it sounds kind of vanilla.

I gotta knock a star off just 'cause the lyrics sound like they could have been taken from any rap song out on the market. I know the whole 'sleaze rap' thing is your style, but you can do a lot more with it than just talk about fucking. No offense, but I don't think anyone is ever going to find your music hardcore or inspiring. That being said I think you have the potential to write some downright hilarious songs. Tell a narrative. Find clever ways to shock people. Mindless Self Indulgence, and Tenacious D have comedic approaches to music and they make it work. Songs like Zombie Prostitute and Little Girls may provide the kind of direction you're looking to go in.

[The Dandy Freestyle]

Fast, confident. Lines are a bit predictable but nice flow. Sick beat too.

[BWHUT]

Damn. One of my favorite beats on the site. Aggressive, wacky, definitely different.

[NGHH'11 - Self vs Murdaa]

Really strong first verse. Self went hard and threw a lot of personals. Would have liked to see Murdaa finish the battle.

[CLAB - Jar vs Pachillis]

Jar V1 - Goddamn. I should have paid more attention to this guy's battles. Flows hard as hell on a slow beat and has awesome continuity.

Pachillis V1 - I really don't like how the internal 'rhymes' here are mainly based off of just a long E sound. Seems lazy to me. Decent flip, lots of lame filler, seems like he put in a little doubletime just because he was uncomfortable with a slower beat. Funny falsetto though.

Jar V2 - The flip about ad revenue and money was a little weak and dragged on too long but the Watsky and doubletime diss did some heavy fucking damage. You stayed on beat, too.

Pachillis V2 - The doubletime flip would have been good if Jar had actually fucked it up. He didn't. Pachillis also spent way too long on Aussie disses and hyping his own Flash projects when he could have been focusing on something more personal.

Not a whole lot of punches thrown here, but that also means that the punches matter a lot more. Jar's hits came hard. Pachillis tried hard but couldn't return them. I like Pachillis a lot but I give this to Jar by a landslide.

[CLAB - Vinstigator vs Pachilli]

Strong battle. I'm not a huge Vinstigator fan but his second verse was pretty gravy. Both of Pachillis' verses were very strong although the doubletime in his second verse was a bit of a turn-off; hard to understand and what I did catch seemed like weak filler to me. Also, Pachillis never DID make a hentai game.

Giving this to Pachillis.

[CLAB - Pachillis vs Eye-Cue]

I keep listening to this over and over and I'm just not hearing why people like this battle so much. I tried looking through the reviews to see if someone pointed out something that I might have missed but this whole battle just sounds generic as a whole and I don't feel like either MC came as hard as they could have - especially since I really like Pachillis' style.

I like Pachillis' rhyme scheme in his second verse but very few lines really stuck out to me from either side.

Listening again years later, Eye-Cue's second round definitely gave him the win, but there's something horribly ironic about Pachillis saying "my prose flows over your dome" which Eye-Cue mishears, leading him to respond with "nothing pro about his flow."

[(E7)NGHH Competition Freestyle]

Whoa. Lots of unusual rhymes here, especially for a freestyle. Smooth, confident. This is crazy.

[Raineyxcynic- Motive]

Flow and delivery are strong, Rainey could stand to improve breath control. Subject matter is pretty vanilla though. Chill beat is chill.

Content is important though, and that's lacking.