Kwing's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[NGHH - Byron vs Gasmasq]

Byron V1 - Mic diss is boring, gas mask diss is drawn out and decent at best, rookie schools the veteran is nice. Flow diss is kind of weak since Gas is probably the most charismatic MC on the site.

Gasmasq V1 - One battle win is nice, speak in more than pieces, XPorn diss is funny but not great.

Byron V2 - Porn flip is decent, born/porn is a weak rhyme though. Too slow is a lame diss, amateur diss is ironic. Lots of filler.

Gasmasq V2 - Doubletime diss is well-executed, people can understand is great, white guy diss, school me is an awesome flip. last lesson is a nice flip. Didn't understand the finisher.

Gas mops it up in his second verse. Byron goes hard but is too thick-headed to understand where he's going wrong.

[NGHH - Bummer vs Achilles]

Bummer V1 - No songs, voice diss, -illy rhymes are clever. "Our child does math" diss is fucking hilarious. Name diss.

Pachillis V1 - Funny intro, parent flip, n1k flip. A bunch of sex shit, boring. Funny outro.

Bummer V2 - Sex lines get flipped nicely, rude flip is executed poorly.

Pachillis V2 - Beard diss is funny as hell. Jersey diss is nice too. Imitation punch is okay. Formulaic diss, post-production are okay.

Great battle, Pachillis threw more hits but I liked the ones Bummer threw more. Major points off for Pachillis' tasteless filler as well.

[NGHH - Richard vs MadFLeX]

Richard V1 - Datacat opener is really cocky and arrogant, especially because of how many bars you waste, including the Maelstrom diss. Then a bunch of filler. Weak.

MadFlex V1 - Bitching flips, broken family, white diss. Didn't really get the Maelstrom flip. A couple of the disses there were really kind of weak.

Richard V2 - Wordy diss, perfect like yourself is a nice diss, website diss, Simmons flip is strong.

MadFlex V2 - Immediate advantage flip, reiterates bitching diss, wordy flip, poverty flip, Skyrim flip, fitness flip with fat followup. The Simmons flip was actually good but I'm glad you addressed it. Arrogance diss is nice and awesome exit.

MadFlex actually came a little weak in verse 1 but as always he mops it up in his second. Richard got stomped.

[CLAB - PiGPEN vs suddle]

PiGPEN V1 - Beat diss is interesting. Fat diss is weak, atheist bullshit is nice, broken laptop is great. More filler than I'm used to hearing from PiG.

Suddle V1 - Nimbus diss is kind of vanilla, animation diss is decent. Not a tyrant is a strong flip from the delivery. Beat flip with Australian diss is clever. Grow up is a sweet diss.

PiGPEN V2 - Nice fourteen indeed. Axe flip, bar count diss, backseat flip is sweet. Male dyke flip is okay. Didn't understand the Nimbus flip since he won, rap about being depressed is solid. Finisher is awesome.

Suddle V2 - V-Tech diss is strong. Battle rap veterans is a little weird, Teqneek line isn't particularly accurate. Cannabis/handle this/cancerous is generic as hell. Finisher is really lame since you end with a shitload of filler and then say all of PiG's verses are the same.

First time I heard this I wanted to vote for Suddle, but now I see PiG attacks way more and lands both flips and personals.

[HDC Presents: Bummer vs. N1k]

Bummer V1 - Not one personal...? Guy flows nice as hell though.

n1k V1 - 'Turn around' is a weird flip, no personal diss, slow and steady flip, shooting blanks is fucking awesome. Best line was from before you started rapping.

Bummer V2 - Instrumental diss, Wayne flip, Charlie Sheen flip. A little more specific here but I didn't really feel it for any of these lines.

n1k V2 - 'That's right, I didn't want to battle' is the perfect way to start this verse. Beats diss is funny. Most of this verse is only decent though. Finisher is a little awkward.

n1k for the win, he took it with his first verse.

[CLAB - Suddle vs Senator]

Suddle V1 - Nice diss with scene chicks, suck ass line is filler but really funny. Too many girl disses, lack of good music is a strong finisher.

Senator V1 - Feedback line is funny, immediate song diss, chode line is tasteless. Stalking the grocer is decent. Pissed old man is a nice rhyme but filler. Redundant personal is strong.

Suddle V2 - Cream-filled is nice. Pissed old man is an okay flip, dubhop diss is okay. A bit more filler here and there but you sound nice as fuck even spitting doubletime, lots of power behind the delivery. The got a deal line was another strong finisher.

Senator V2 - Dubhop flip is decent. Passed you in month four is nice, pizza flip is entertaining as well. Pretty generic fat jokes from here on out. Outro is... Interesting.

Kind of hard to pick. There was a lot of filler in this battle. I feel like Senator came with more charisma but Suddle's verses were actually written with the intent of swaying listeners to take his position. I want to vote Suddle but I also feel like I value his bars more simply because I don't really like SJD.

[Battle Grounds Beat #1]

Simple, slow, but a really good beat. Very heavy impact to it, there won't be any trouble understanding someone rapping to this. Melody is quite repetitive but again it fits in with the simplicity.

[(7) Jakobe vs (2) KB]

Let's see...
Fat diss, name diss, drug diss, vocal diss, Strawberry Haze, pretty good finisher.

Jakobe rehashed a lot of Scuare's disses against him last year but the voice diss is strong, so is dissing his past work. The finisher is hilarious since KillBill didn't respond.

[Mci - Jakobe Vs Rja Iii]

Jakobe V1 - Lol, nice intro. Fat diss is repetitive but dubstep line is strong. Didn't understand the breath control line, Richard seems fine to me.

Richard V1 - Sarcasm flip, fat flip is okay, shitty mic line is okay.

Jakobe V2 - Voting flip is incredibly strong. Rhyming fuck and luck is kind of lame. Pokemon line is smooth but more annoying fat disses.

Richard V2 - Voice diss is funny. Jigglypuff line is clever. Finisher is okay.

Overall Jakobe's fat disses brought him down a lot but Richard didn't bring enough to the table to contend with him even then. I'd give Jakobe the win. Both are great MCs though.

[Ur Not My GF]

The flat singing is really funny. Other than that this sounds like a breakup song from some pop band with a few more cock jokes than normal. Like I've said before, you're only a narrative away from making something brilliantly entertaining. You could also stick in some shock-value imagery (I'm sorry but your pussy smelled like my dog after he died) to give yourself a bit more edge.

Also there are some significant differences between the description and actual lyrics. What the...?