Kwing's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[MCI - War Spawn vs RJA]

War V1 - MadFlex and Suddle diss is solid, next SJD diss is a little weak since Senator actually beat Suddle in the next round of that same competition (even though I'm really not a SJD fan). Fat and homo diss are weak.

RJA V1 - Same flips is decent but ironic because of the Suddle battle, should be facing Wyze is funny, getting you hits is also funny. Beat diss is okay, join date is okay.

War V2 - It's probably true is alright, flipping and losing weight diss hits hard, join date flip is decent, beats flip is good.

RJA V2 - Very complex gay flip, you brought it up, all on Newgrounds, same frames as you, stuck on repeating, strong finisher.

Richard came with the strongest verse, War had more consistency. Up until Richard's second verse I was sure War was going to win but Richard totally mopped it up in his second verse.

[CLAB - Emrox vs Richard]

Emrox V1 - Brilliant first verse, I like the imitation approach, very accurate and the beat diss is also witty.

RJA V1 - Flow diss is okay, Flash diss is okay, Lil C line is funny.

Emrox V2 - Rhyme diss is okay, backwards diss is weird. Keep in mind that what counts as a rhyme is a bit different between rap and conventional poetry.

RJA V2 - Dick flip is hilarious, Twitter diss, DeviantArt diss.

Overall I think the middle two verses are a bit weak but the battle was good. RJA had long, wordy verses that made him quite difficult to understand at points which is really ironic since Emrox is obviously the newbie in this battle.

Since there's a lot I didn't catch when listening to this battle I really don't want to vote. Emrox came really hard in his first verse but Richard got really mean in his second one. I would give it to Richard by a very small margin simply because his disses are more varied.

[MCI - BCT vs Eye Cue]

Eye-Cue V1 - Photo diss had potential, but homo followup? Too many doubles and sound effects, too fast and difficult to understand. What I did hear was pretty lame and generic.

Bummer V1 - Gay flip is good, Kathy Bates follow-up is hilarious. Art diss, age diss, lack of personal diss and a strong finisher.

Eye-Cue V2 - Art flip is okay, some horrible slant rhymes and filler.

Bummer V2 - Zero fucking personals is important, Picasso flip is weak, I could have written it better.

Bummer wins with more clarity, better delivery, more personals, and strong rhymes. I've seen Bummer go harder than this so points off for that.

[NGHH11 - NGSample - Gunner]

Dope beat, I heard this on the 2011 CD and fell in love. Love how you sampled the finalists from the 2010 comp too. Heavy, aggressive, and very layered.

[Clab - Suddle Vs Xst@tyk]

Suddle V1 - Black guy diss, a bit of mumbled filler.

XST@TYK V1 - Black guy flip is nice, bail diss, plant flip is wack, haiku flip is wack. You sound like Napoleon Dynamite.

Suddle V2 - Laptop flip is nice, PiGPEN line went over my head, personal flip is good since St@tyk's personals were kind of lame. Dream win is an awesome flip, don't have any songs is another nasty hit.

XST@TYK V2 - Fake personals is a decent diss, I have a track flip is nice, dream flip is decent but fails on delivery. What the fuck happened to your mic?

Suddle wins despite his laziness. Very nice second verse.

[NGHH'11 - Self vs Gasmasq]

Self V1 - Broken mic diss, hype track diss, singing diss, Steve and Wyze comparisons are solid. Lots of good punches, none of them are really -mean- per se, but still good. I believe Self when he says "I kinda liked you".

Gasmasq V1 - Dickriding flip, addressed the other rappers in his bracket. Kinda flip is fucking great. DJ diss is hilarious since I've actually heard Self's hype track. "How do you say you like me if I'm making bad music?" is a nice flip. Smart and clever is a nice diss, jizz-in-eye flip with the napkin follow-up is concise and powerful.

Self V2 - Kinda liked your style is funny and a nice flip. Verse had two punches is totally untrue since Gas totally dominated last round. Slap Chop line is an awesome personal. 2 girls 1 cup is a funny ass flip. Smorg flip is decent. Name diss is pretty vanilla. Freestyle line is okay, battle literally is a really lame finisher.

Gasmasq V2 - Oh snap, nice. Freestyle diss is nice, literally illiterate is amazing, verse had two punches is a brilliant flip using Self's voice sample. MySpace diss is boring, both trying to get mouthy has great delivery. Incest line is okay, the name diss is clever and a really good finisher.

Self attacks a lot but Gasmasq comes with incredible flips that really make a fool out of Self. This is Gas at his best and it's fucking scary. Top-quality battle right here.

GQ to advance

[NGHH - achilles vs n1k]

Achilles V1 - Q-Sik diss is nice as hell, lame gay diss, satirical is clever.

n1k V1 - No-show flip is strong, song flip, League of Legends, name diss, satirical flip is mediocre. 3rd place is funny.

Achilles V2 - More gay jokes, yay. Manage a trois was delivered well but lacks the proper sadism for a battle. Name diss is weak, cash from Flash is okay with a good follower. Turtle flip is strong as hell, Daily 3rd is another nice flip. Declining scores is a good finisher.

n1k V2 - Keeping scores, gay flip is decent, Flash diss isn't strong enough to be successful. Gas chamber is a weak finisher.

First and last verses are weak so this is effectively pitting n1k's first verse against Achilles' second verse. I really like the turtle neck diss but a lot of the Flash-related things get off-topic and lose their punch. n1k stayed on topic with the rap-relevant disses, so he edges the battle in my opinion.

[NGHH'11 - suddlenuance. Hype]

Whoa, nice beat.

Scaffolding, damn. You have some awesome imagery going on here. Lame end though.

[NGHH - Emergency vs SKS]

Emergency V1 - Slapping disses and filler are pretty lame. Candlestick line is awful. Flash, music, art is kind of poorly delivered. SKS is awful, you really could have dug up some dirt but you didn't. Damn you.

SKS V1 - Opener is surprisingly strong, flow is hilariously bad. Candlestick flip is kind of lame. Q-Sik line went over my head.

Emergency V2 - Off beat, off track is nice. A few weak monosyllabics. Queefing into a snorkle is surprisingly accurate. Smorg diss is good but you could have really maimed him if you'd made it a bit more witty.

SKS V2 - John Wilkes Booth flip is good. Flow gets worse if that were possible, very hard to understand. I only heard half of the verse. Finisher was terrible.

SKS came with some surprisingly funny lines, Emergency had some surprisingly bad lines. However, neither of these were notable enough to push the battle in SKS' favor so Emergency wins.

[NGHH - Byron vs Gasmasq]

Byron V1 - Mic diss is boring, gas mask diss is drawn out and decent at best, rookie schools the veteran is nice. Flow diss is kind of weak since Gas is probably the most charismatic MC on the site.

Gasmasq V1 - One battle win is nice, speak in more than pieces, XPorn diss is funny but not great.

Byron V2 - Porn flip is decent, born/porn is a weak rhyme though. Too slow is a lame diss, amateur diss is ironic. Lots of filler.

Gasmasq V2 - Doubletime diss is well-executed, people can understand is great, white guy diss, school me is an awesome flip. last lesson is a nice flip. Didn't understand the finisher.

Gas mops it up in his second verse. Byron goes hard but is too thick-headed to understand where he's going wrong.