Kwing's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Above Tha Influence]

Oh My God

Making it longer is the last thing you need to do. The sound was just your terribly annoying voice, which actually wasn't so bad, but the elongated tone you gave everything made it worse than nails on a chalkboard. The graphics were terribly drawn stick men in paint, recorded with some video device that produces SWFs. There wasn't even any animation; it was just like some horribly done and unoriginal comic book that had worse graphics than any I'd ever seen before. No interactivity, no violence, practically negative style. The humor was present, but there was about as much in the Flash as the width of a toenail, and it got old very fast. Suffice to say, you really need to work on your skills.

StickyStikFilms responds:

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

It was actually made in AppleWorks ;)

[Its a Tank!]

Okay

Well I guess this shouldn't really be in the Flash Portal, but what can I say, all of you are admins so I'm not exactly going to stress on that. The quality was extremely good; I was shocked. The voice quality and presentation and all was good, too. The storyline... Eh... Not so much. It was about as immature as it was disgusting. And yes, I know it's some seasonal thing, but that's all the more reason to make it something a bit more commendable.

MindChamber responds:

if this doesnt belong in the portal than neither does half the 3D, stopmotion, or clay animations, and for that matter neither do the flash animations that were rendered into a movie format then submitted. As for being immature and disgusting, well thats what we do. Don't like it you can always find a much more honorable site to visit.

[LL - Masquerade]

Non-Spam Crew = Win!

The animation was a bit minimal, but good. Good graphics, good audio that was well timed, everything worked. All in all, way too short, but I liked it.

MagicWandLock responds:

Thank you for constructive criticism.

[Castle Series Tribute]

LMAO PIVOT!!!

Though it's Pivot, the animation is still really good! Smooth, well done, better than almost any other Pivot I've seen! Keep it up!

ghostflames responds:

LOL, this is months old and sucks, if u like it look at my new stuff and then u'll be really impressed :)

[tWHYlight]

yes... Yes... YES... YES!!!

This is pretty much everything I had hoped Twatlight would be... It makes fun of how girls go crazy over it, and how ridiculous and pointless the series is. I really want to see Twilight for the sole reason of ridiculing it. Slick, presented well, great graphics, great animation, great style, F***ING UNBEATABLE plotline. **Favorited**

Bobert-Rob responds:

Well thanks, Kwing, I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[YOU are a PIRATE!]

Pretty Good

I liked it, but it was a little boring. Graphics could have been a bit better at times (most notably you could have used special effects in Flash, Beveling, Blurring, etc.) I'd already heard the song, so this was really nothing new for me.

Starogre responds:

filters r bad

[One Big Morphing Orgasm]

OH MY GOD!

I don't know where you got the word "Orgasm" from for this submission, but this is amazing!! Perhaps in the context of the drawing style it could have used color, especially for a screensaver, but still, this is incredible! Presented well, smooth animation, great graphics (obviously), and virtually nothing bad I can say about this Flash!

TheBoogley responds:

Virtually nothing bad to say? Come on, I bet you can think of something... :)

[Pico's Random Battle]

Amazing!

I watched this before and didn't think much of it, but now that I see it, there's way more going on than I thought; Pico jumping on the UberKid's back, the ending, the reflection, and everything else! How did you do this? I'm sure I could do it with enough time, but there might be an easier way... Is there?

Jack-Mace responds:

Easy?.. right....
Its realy hard to make all animations flow into each other.
And the coding... well.. i'm an animator, so it was a pain in the ***.
The reflection and all was just becouse I could.