Kwing's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dora VS Swiper]

Damnit man... This looked like it was going to be so funny, especially looking at the preloader and the first 15 or so seconds... But from there it was all downhill. The graphics are an interesting mix of really well done and badly rushed, as is the animation. The fusion of the two was odd, but didn't affect the fact that the content was sorely lacking. The voice work was a major low point, as was the lack of a good ending due to a poor script.

bocodamondo responds:

it so on porpuse. if i wanted to do it in anime style i could do it. easy taske. but that would change the point of it. comprende?

[Love, Wink]

Wow!! Again, very smooth animation and pretty graphics with excellent music. I was a little annoyed at the lack of a gradient for glowing effects, which would have been simple even for 2003. Also, when the building emitted all of that light, it seemed like you should have shown some of that light reflect off of Wink and his plane... As it was, it looked kind of... Wrong. In the end, though, I have to say I thoroughly enjoyed this animation. It was cute and done very well. The addition of a preloader game and hidden secrets give it that extra oomph as well.

gel responds:

I appreciate this review and tips, 8.5 years after I animated this. :D

[Desktop Stripper]

Funny

Not exactly a "desktop stripper" though... More like a "desktop girlfriend" or "desktop wife". The idea is funny, but it didn't have a real quick wit to it or interesting chemistry between the characters. You could have done a lot more with this, but you didn't.

Good animation, fair graphics, decent humor, and high-quality voice acting though. Good job!

LazyMuffin responds:

You pretty much spelled out the overall joke of this whole thing. "More like a 'desktop girlfriend'".
I disagree about the chemistry but thanks for the comment.

[Bunnykill 5 Part 1]

Really, Really Good

This is my first experience with the Bunnykill series, and I have to say I'm floored. The animation is nearly perfect and smooth to the point of impeccable. The graphics look great and the weapons and environment are good as well. There's a bit of a story going on, which is a nice little add-on, although it's far from the main focus. And the music and sound effects are extremely good as well. I do have a few complaints though... First, the enemy bunnies seem to be almost deaf, which is ironic since rabbits have a keen sense of hearing... Yet they don't react to sounds going on just a few feet away. Second, as smoothly as the limbs move, they all seem to move stiffly. Joints rarely bend, and the ears never bend either, which I find quite unrealistic. Third and last, the weapons don't seem to get any blood on them no matter how much they're used. Really?

Other than that I have no complaints. The sheer smoothness in this animation is just mind-boggling.

Mottis responds:

thanks!

1. I could've made Snowball be 100% silent while sneaking, but that would've sounded very bland. I knew it was a bit unrealistic but I decided to add in the sounds anyway.
2. Bending joints would have been really difficult to animate. Simple as that ^^'
3. This was a deliberate design decision. Had I put blood on the weapons, the sword would have gotten bloody from the first kill ,and stayed that way for the rest of the movie. I decided against it because I thought it would look bad, and I didn't want Snowball wiping his sword every few seconds.

[SHOCK4: DE]

Decent Parody

The first thing I have to say about this submission is that I was floored by the fact that a parody had such smooth particle and explosion effects. The sound quality was also higher than other people are giving you credit for. The loop itself was also fairly well done, and as satire, it works.

Not much else to say, but you did a surprisingly good job with this.

ugblahtheartistic responds:

shutup! I'm bad!

[The Best Flash Ever]

Great

Funny, stupid, simple, but the audio quality is AWFUL! However, your very subtle Australian accent can be heard, so that makes up for it.

EggysGames responds:

Haha thanks

[The Many Kirbys Collab]

Great

The graphics were simple, but the animation was extremely smooth and well-done, and the humor was much better than a lot of other collabs I've seen. Pretty much perfect, except the voice quality was low at some parts, and the graphics were a little -too- simple sometimes. But for the most part I loved it!

FlashfireEX responds:

Thanks. :)

[Castlevania Whip Crack]

Severely Fucked Up

Animation was decent, art was amazing and the style had a roughness to it that made the odd humor stand out very well. The audio could have used some work, though, and the voice acting/music seemed minimalistic. Maybe it was just that my volume was on low though. Funny, lewd, fucked up, but funny as hell. One of the better parodies. The humor had a style like EgoRaptor but not as obnoxious.

kalabor106 responds:

Turned out I had the microphone on the lowest setting. My bad. Glad you found it funny. Thanks

[Wilhelm Park]

Very Nice

Great graphics, animation is somewhat lacking but it doesn't look like this was entirely done in Flash, and FBF for this kind of animation looks out of the question. Voice acting is simply superb, as is the choice of track listing. The atmosphere is great, but the characters are the cutouts you see in a horror movie. The end... o_o No comment, heh. It was well done but I didn't feel satisfied after watching. I feel like it needed more. For all that happens, too much time is spent on cranking up the atmosphere and it somewhat distracts from the content.

redminus responds:

It was totally done in flash... most of the backgrounds were drawn in Corel Painter and then imported, but nothing else beyond that.
The flatness of the characters was intentional, but totally I get what you mean about the stiffness of the animation in parts. I'm kind of annoyed at myself for the amount of tweening I did, but then again yeah, I'm not about to go and make an FBF masterpiece starring two horror movie retards and featuring sex jokes, heh.
Thanks though! The audio was a bit of a pain in the ass, it's nice when people notice :D