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Lazy As Hell

I loved the first five or so of these, but after that it got kind of downhill. The voice quality and graphics are still very nice, but the humor is not. In fact, there's barely any humor to be had. Back when Catface would pay a woman at a pet store with a moth, it was funny to see how certain anthropomorphic traits bridged the gap between cat and human, and which traits did not. Now it's just boring. Catface does this, Catface does that, and none of it has the cruel, irresistible laughter that it used to.

Excellent

This reminds me a lot of Only Havoc because of the exquisite detail going into the stick figures. The spike-wings and cracked-jaw effects put a very stylish individuality to the characters, and the particle effects were also done very nicely. The landscapes of projectiles and sticks, while minimalistic, brought attention to what WAS there and it really gave the entire animation cinematic value.

Incredibly Boring

Sure it was surprisingly long and fully voice acted, with decent animation and drawings, but it wasn't funny at all. I think I cracked a smile once through... What was that, a 10 minute animation?

The minigames are also repetitive and annoying, as are all of the songs in them.

I hate to be such a downer but this thing just gave me a damn headache.

Nice

Reminds me a lot of the Piss, Crap, Vomit, and Garbage shorts you wrote. I love the humor, and the animation was great too. The addition of a random guy Hank neither killed nor cared about was interesting and new, and you took the entertainment value from a different angle this time. Interesting submission!

Miccool + Madness...?

This was my first thought as soon as I saw the title. I did a quick check to see if it was really you, and felt I had to watch it. Excellent 3D effects (although some perspective changes are inconsistent with the backgrpund), as well as fast-paced action, great choice of sound, and fancy particle effects! Great job man!

Damn, I Didn't Stand a Chance

Really, really good! The graphics were very finely done and detailed, the hand-drawn backgrounds looked amazing, the frame-by-frame animation looked good, and best of all, the music selection was perfectly fitting! My only criticism is that it's pretty short and could have done a better job at being funny/disturbing, perhaps through a more intense background or special effects.

Decent

Something about the way you gave certain shots ample time and other shots barely any gave me a sort of motion sickness, and really the timing was just whack. I preferred speed animations such as Hamlet in 60 seconds. The graphics and animation worked for what they were, and the voice acting was good, but I couldn't help but think that the emphasis was put in the wrong places and certain interpretations were somewhat distant from the original.

Shows its Age

After watching 5a, I came here to see where it all started. If I'd seen this first, I would have taken points off of your latest one for your lack of creativity. The graphics are pretty outdated, but would have been good the day this was submitted. The animation is really good at some points and mediocre at others... The music and sound effects are so-so as well, with the music being particularly unfitting. All in all this was still pretty good, but needs some cleaning up. Also, a lot of the things, such as the white rabbit baiting one black rabbit to stab another one, turned out to be reused later. The combos were clever but you can't keep reusing them!

Once upon a time, water taught itself how to feel pain.

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