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[MCI - TK vs Dirty Smurf]

TK V1 - Fake gangster disses are really the only things that stood out to me.

Smurf V1 - Get robbed by fake gangsters is a good diss. Came with some clever lines (M-80s) but the suburban disses are a little redundant and in the end the fake gangster vs suburban kid disses sound a little too much like "no, you are!"

TK V2 - Shot five times is an incredibly amusing and satisfying diss, Eminem flip is great too. Imitation is another great diss.

Smurf V2 - Eminem opener made me laugh mainly because of the delivery. "If Eminem's dick" is a complete repetition from your first verse. "That means it's true" is a good flip too.

Smurf is far from bad but TK is way out of his league.

[(1) WS vs (8) Paradox]

War V1 - I've always liked War's raw style but his clarity seems to be suffering a little more than usual here. Didn't really catch any particularly good lines here.

Paradox V1 - Family and name diss are decent but are bolstered significantly by a lot of emotion. Mom diss is pretty lame.

War V2 - I don't think the voice/flow diss is really relevant here. Family flip could have been a bit stronger. The DQ diss is nice but then you come with a few more eye-rollers (Krusty the Klown?)

Paradox V2 - Starts with a bit of filler that closes the gap between rhyme schemes, then Paradox goes in for the kill. Couldn't give me one punch line, couldn't counterattack, off-beat and final dad flip are really the nail in the coffin.

Vote would definitely go to Paradox on this one.

[(8) Mickey Mao vs (1) TK]

Mickey's vox fluctuates a lot - his delivery seems consistent but it sounds like he's constantly fading in and out.

TK is direct and vicious while Mickey seems to be doing his own thing with a moderate amount of filler and a lot less venom. TK's second verse wasn't as great as his first, but he still out-punches Mao by a pretty big margin.

[NGRBC Rd 3 -- VS infinite]

Damn, I can see why this came to a standstill. It's really cool how this is the finals but both of you took a really laid back approach. I listened to each track several times and I was really impressed with the multis in here, Hindenburg and day job flips were nice too, though it sounds as if you listened to Infinite's track and then flipped it, which puts him at an unfair disadvantage.

Even so, Infinite's track was shorter and didn't really go forward with any personals while you really attacked. Infinite had tougher flow and a bit more sting, but I don't think it was enough to warrant a win.

Steve for the win.

[Judge Me]

I think you hurt yourself picking a beat in 3/4 and then rapping a 4/4 polyrhythm over it, though your delivery gets a lot cleaner after the first minute or so. As always your flow is pretty on-point, though your lyrics were pretty abstract. Overall it contributed to a very raw-sounding track that seemed almost like an enhanced freestyle more than anything. I'd like to see the lyrics before I said anything else about it.

By the way, very nice rhyming Oreo and the internal rhymes between favorite rapper-age matters.

[Clab- MDJ vs Fats]

MDJ V1 - First thing I noticed is you sound really good on this beat, the second thing I noticed was a copious amount of name disses. Overall this verse was pretty simple.

FatBeats V1 - Starting off the rhyme scheme with dysentery is impressive as fuck. Grooming tips line made me laugh. A fistful of nice personals here.

MDJ V2 - I wish I knew what Fats looked like because I think the Goonies line could have been good. You made a big mistake coming more long-winded than your first verse when that's something Fats attacked you for.

FatBeats V2 - We're well aware is a great way to start the verse. I like how you flip the British diss once before announcing you're going to beat him with filler, then proceeding to knock him out with some strong imagery.

Fats for the win, definitely.

[Hardcore Beef Freestyle]

You have very potent delivery here, were it not for the lack of multis and "you're a bitch" I might have thought this was a written. Surprisingly coherent and on-point, and a funny outro to boot.

[HDC: FatBeats vs. Mao]

First off, this beat is total boss.

Fats V1 - I think you ride the sticky/shit/piss bars way too long, nice delivery though.

Mao V1 - Intro is hilarious, I like how you counter Fats' aggression with a childlike innocence. Get off my knob is a solid flip. Black hole is a little hypocritical as a follow-up though. Rhyme scheme is pretty tight. Fifty layers of ugly but could have been used against anyone.

Fats V2 - Only weapon is your breath is nice, ogre flip is nice, mumbling diss could really go either way but overall I think both of you are a lot more clear here than I've heard you before.

Mao V2 - Damn, there is no way I could break down all of the punches in this verse. Holy shit. That said, the reference flip and touching on diction are really strong lines.

This is a really tough one. There were a couple really good punches, and a lot of mediocre punches that had really good delivery/rhymes. I'd have to say Mao edged it, mainly due to Fats' lack of hits in his first verse.

[Clab - Pigpen Vs Vinstigator]

Could have sworn I'd reviewed this one before...

PiGPEN V1 - Nice imagery but damn it lay off the fat jokes. I liked that you touched on friend voting, was the one personal side from commenting on Vince's weight.

Vinstigator V1 - Nice Butsaay/bugspray flips, bonus points for rhyming too. 'Fat jokes were weak' isn't bad in theory but it would have been nice if it rhymed... Stroking four dicks is kind of cheesy.
Kefka line is incredibly cryptic - I found you explaining it in the comments section, but I wouldn't have seen the resemblance without that outside source. Ganon and Smash Brother lines are cute.

PiGPEN V2 - Starting off mocking Vince is strong, PiG doesn't show anger or contempt very often but this is about as close as he seems to get. Overdubs/punchlines are amusing, drop like flies, etc. are all relevant to the last round but none of them are really punches. I feel like you were trying a bit too hard.

Vinstigator V2 - Immediately jumped on the lack of research, good. Beat drops line is funny, relevant, and damaging. Lag and ugliness are mediocre but only took up two lines so it's really not a big deal. Finisher isn't bad but could have used a little more volume - the first time I heard this I thought you had more bars left.

Both threw some punches but overall PiG came much weaker than he usually does and Vince was really, really on-point in his second verse.

Vince for the win.