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Kwing
Once upon a time, water taught itself how to feel pain.

Age 29, Male

Software engineer /

United States

Joined on 7/24/07

Level:
48
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24,706 / 25,580
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591
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8.86 votes
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Police Captain
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4,285
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367
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1,736
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16%
Whistle:
Deity
Trophies:
4
Medals:
2,263
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In conjunction with the Slalomancers demo dropping on Newgrounds, the full version has received a major update, including a sports mode inspired by Rocket League, a race mode, infrastructure for exporting level codes (both for custom races and battles,) and several more features not present in the original February release. In addition to being available on Android and Itch.io it will also be releasing on Steam in the next few weeks. The demo does have one of these new features: Daily Mode, a unique challenge that refreshes once per day and is difficulty-scaled based on player progress.



In addition to game stuff, I released an audio drama titled Villainess in celebration of Labor Day. While I've been a writer for a long time, this is the first story I've submitted to the site which in my opinion showcases the kind of stuff that I do. In a nutshell, it's a story about people with superpowers, except instead of fighting crime, the super-abled caste is instead turned into cheap labor.



And last, I dropped a diss track for a guy on a battle rap page. The drama is pretty far removed from anything Newgrounds-related, but there's enough context provided that it should still be an enjoyable listen to an outsider. The content is uniquely personal even compared to my track record of having a very personal style of battling.



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Recent Game Medals

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Deadly Duet 50 Points

Clear 15 waves in Party Mode with 2 players

Solo Soldier 50 Points

Clear 12 waves in Party Mode with 1 player

Lone Explorer 50 Points

Clear Maze Training

Starfleet Specialist 50 Points

Complete all enemy trainings

Train the Gains 100 Points

Get gold on all skill trainings (movement, combat, accuracy, evasion)

Bronze Gladiator 10 Points

Complete levels 1-20

Silver Gladiator 25 Points

Complete levels 1-20 with all red health

Gold Gladiator 50 Points

Complete levels 1-20 without taking damage

Star Pupil 5 Points

Complete the beginner tutorial

Ultimate Gun Gamer 100 Points

Collect every single in game achievement

Latest Shared Creations

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Added to syncdata for Talk Head Jun 17, 2014.

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Added to drawings for The Drawing Grounds Jun 6, 2014.

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Added to faces for Cathode Raybots May 11, 2014.