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Kwing
Once upon a time, water taught itself how to feel pain.

Age 29, Male

Software engineer /

United States

Joined on 7/24/07

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Gear:
5

WOOHOO!

Posted by Kwing - June 6th, 2009


My game got on RRRR! It's the Proverbs - Level 5, which is also here on Newgrounds. Woohoo! :D

Also making cards for 1000 Blank Cards. Hit me up on this page if you have ideas and I'll add you to the authors list.

Found the best YouTube comment ever: "i hope that your parents are raped by lepers and the decomposing penises break off in their assholes so they have to shit out a zombie cock"

I've been upvoting Smidge in Toaster Land for ages, and it's finally breached the Top 50! Play this crappy game now! (It's all FazzleMan's fault it sucks!) Its best placement was 42, but it appears on the Top 50 as 43.

And last but not least, Arr Pea Gee is getting a little bit of leeway now! Take a look at the first trailer:

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Comments

Cool I'll play.

You bet your ass you will.

none of those games were fun. :( you need a better sword... this new one is too flimsy. try a claymore

>:( Then I'll make fun of you because... You're lower level... And you have a crap whistle... And you're a worse rank... And have less medal points... So THERE.

Claymores aren't my thing. I don't want it to look like I'm compensating for something.

Sayyyy, I'm makin an arr pee gee too!

Cool, I expect ours will be out by December. I was thinking it would take several years since my colleagues are being slow, but I've started piecing together some more script and my buds are working again... Then again it could be about another year, if they decide to be lazy again.

You sir, are an artist

I might have made the mecha, but FazzleMan created the rest of the graphics on my trailer. Which reminds me that you're not stalking me anymore... Or at least as much.

I'm just here to drop off some love for Mister Kwing.

*Licks lips*

cool flashes bro keep at um

I'm considering doing a parody Flash called Meet'n'Fuck Realism, and I'm still updating 1KBWC Deck 1.

congrats on the award!

Spiffy acknowledgement. Thanks, though! I'm totally psyched!